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Posted by Guest @ 8:04 am
I was in the chiropractor’s office the other day and I was reading some health magazine while waiting to be seen and it was detailing how the more varied and flexing your fucking positions are…the more improved your body’s flexibility and spinal health.  So when I go in for the appointment I ask my chiropractor if it’s true cos I’ve seen some extremely into it couples in positions that look more dangerous than beneficial and he tells me that yeah it is and he and his wife do some pretty contorted things while having sex and she has no pain any day of her life…this got me thinking about all the porn I see and I bet that those FuckHerRight.com chicks are in perfect spinal health from all the intense fucking that they get. |
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Posted by Guest @ 8:02 am
Well I heard from someone who was at ComicCon (convention of comic and cartoon and fantasy fans) and it appears that PinkandPerfect.com is in trouble from a lot of old school cartoon fans…When I first heard this I couldn’t see how there can be any parallel between the hot babes at PinkandPerfect and the more innocent world of cartoons and comics.  Then it was explained to me that last month a certain octogenarian porcine pal of these cartoon fans named Porky Pig was surfing porn and getting his piggy thrills as everyone does now and then (turns out this Porky had quite a severe stutter). Well evidently old Porky tried saying the words pink and perfect together…it sent him into a rage that he could not say the words together and he had a heart attack and died! |
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Posted by Guest @ 8:04 am
If you ever watched Revenge of The Nerds you know that even though they rarely get any action nerds are actually quite skilled sexually…of course it’s kind of a paradox for them since being nerds they get to have sex almost as often each year as I get to have Christmas Dinner.  See one of their big problems is when a hot chick approaches them to score with a nerd they get all flustered and don’t know what to do. The solution for these chicks is quite simple…be like this FuckHerRight.com slut and find the nerds that are into Astronomy and then ask them to check out a full moon. |
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Posted by Guest @ 8:02 am
Whoa…I knew that sextoy manufacturing has come a long way in the last few years but this vibe is outta this world in it’s funky design…little clit stimulator guaranteed to get the squirters squirting and ridges all around to make sure that no part of this hot slut’s pussy is left untouched and unpleasured…  The site might be what we call PinkandPerfect.com but I betcha that this vibe is what the chicks call pink and perfect. |
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Posted by Guest @ 8:04 am
Women…they seem somehow to usually do better than men at theoretical math…maybe it’s cos they can always see and sense the angles and trajectories just a bit better.  FuckHerRight.com chicks may not all be the brainiest bunch when it comes to math (other than watching their figures) but even they know how to work the angles and trajectories for better orgasmic delight |
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Posted by Guest @ 8:02 am
At risk of wrecking a PinkandPerfect.com post by sounding like that whiny R.E.M. song ‘everybody hurts’ (my god what a piece of oh poor me bs that song was) …it still is a fact that bad shit happens to all of us now and again…some people more again than others and we all end up getting the blues…  This slut shows us all what her perfect cure for the blues is. She gets a hold of her big thick blue dildo and then rams her blues away in a succession of orgasms where she controls her blues instead of them controlling her….an orgasm a day (or hour) keeps the blues away. |
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Posted by Guest @ 8:04 am
FuckHerRight.com the place where the models may be sweet and innocent looking right along with the sluttiness that made them the stars they are…but that doesn’t stop them from being able to teach an old horndog new tricks  Regardless of age difference these sweet honeys grab their guys and guide them in the art of giving orgasmic ecstacy and fucking her right. |
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Posted by Guest @ 8:02 am
Cmon guys let’s be honest…when we say we care about what’s in a woman’s head we mean we want to skull-fuck them…and when we say we care about their minds it means we hope they can get kinky  That’s why it’s refreshing and rewarding to see young sluts like this at PinkandPerfect.com using their whole brain cell on the important thing…intense orgasms. |
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Posted by Guest @ 8:04 am
For many of the grads from the last couple years September is a time of displacement….they feel like they should be somewhere but have nowhere to be anymore.  FuckHerRight.com has the perfect solution for them and a way to get the green to make the college scene as long as they have the sex skills to make the cut |
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Posted by Guest @ 8:02 am
“Catch a wave and you’re sitting on top of the world” - Brian Wilson. The beach boys were a group that defined summertime sexuality for at least two generations and understood getting a buzz and catching onto a wave of good vibrations…  This PinkandPerfect.com model might be young enough to be a grand-daughter to the original Beach Boys but obviously she shares their love for getting a buzz on, and catching onto good vibrations herself. |
