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Posted by Guest @ 6:17 am
The 18 year old was starting school next week and was itchin to go out with me before having to conform to a daily school-work-home routine and, after last night’s really chillax evening spent, I decided to take her to Universal Studios Hollywood. I haven’t been there in years and she is fascinated easily, so I figured it would be nostalgic to see all the shows and behind the scenes shit that I saw oh so many years ago. And, more importantly (I guess), my “girlfriend” has never been there before so this would make for some “quality time” points.
 Before we even made it to the entrance, there was a fuckin plaza known as The City Walk that enticed the 18 year old to wanna shop and play video games, but fuck that – I came out to Hollywood to watch some motherfuckin stuntmen entertain me, NOT TO SHOP. I told her we’d hit up the stores tonight and that we needed to have an itinerary to maximize our time in the park, so she made sense of my logic and we proceeded through the gates (and I had NO intention of shopping tonight – not gonna happen) and grabbed a schedule pamphlet at the information booth.
 We started at the infamous Studio Tour and I tried to get into it, but it seemed real kiddie because I remembered most of the shit that we saw like it was yesterday; being that this was a new experience to my “girlfriend”, she was really excited at the different exhibits we saw and got into it like a fuckin tourist – at least one of us was satisfied. We then checked out all the new shows (over 75% of them I haven’t seen before) that I found to be fun as fuck, as we were like kids on a school fieldtrip. At the end of the day, we were exhausted. She mentioned some shit about wanting to one day work in Hollywood and I said “that would be awesome” but thought to myself “there’s no chance in hell with your skills – unless it’s in porn”.
 And speaking of porn. When we got back to my place, she immediately jumped on me and knocked me over, swarming me with kisses. She told me how much she loved me and how good of a fuckin man I am to her, and I told her to never forget that, as I ripped her top off to expose her beautiful knockers. FuckHerRight.com has taught me how to seize the moment and I was going to take full advantage of this “love making” session. We did it three times tonight and I am fuckin drained. Remember this my brothers: quality time with the “girlfriend” comes back to lick you in the cock ten fold—cock karma. It doesn’t matter where you go, it’s the thought that counts – it may sound cliché, but shit, getting good pussy has the same formula it’s had for centuries… if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. |
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Posted by Guest @ 6:04 am
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Posted by Guest @ 6:06 am
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Posted by Guest @ 6:04 am
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Posted by Guest @ 6:17 am
How the fuck did we conduct business before the internet existed? Today was one of the longest days at work as the internet was down. No e-mail, no info, no mapquest, no surfing – what the fuck?! It was today that I realized the importance of internet in my life, whether it be for personal or professional reasons. I could not function productively at work, so I excused myself for an early lunch to give the internet geeks a chance to fix the damn problem.
 I had lunch at Corner Bakery and just people watched; women in business clothing turn me the fuck on. There is something about a chick in a business suit that makes me want to rip off that front they put on (as if they are some high powered executive at a popular firm) and treat them like the undercover freak in the sheets that they are. I also notice how competitive they are when it comes to “accessorizing” as they try to one up each other—and for what? Most of these broads that come off as unapproachable are the ones I like to stay away from, because, my brothers, pussy is not high maintenance—stuck up bitches are. Remember this.
 After enjoying some ice cream, I headed back to work feenin for some vise tight cunt. I looked at the women around my office and couldn’t help but stare at their titties and asses for the rest of the day. The internet was up and running again, but it was slow as fuck, so I still couldn’t get any damn work done; so I decided to tamper with the thermostat and turned up the heat to get any of the ladies wearing sweaters or coats to take them the hell off. It was “reveal your assets day” in the office.
 When I got home, I fired up the laptop and went straight to Pinkandperfect.com. Jessica hypnotized me with her administrative-assistant-by-day-to-dirty-filthy-whore-by-night look. Every broad has a little bit of Jessica in em. They try to portray a lady in the streets, but when in between the sheets, the dirty, filthy whore comes out. They are ALL the same—fuckin sluts. And that’s why I love them so much… |
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Posted by Guest @ 6:05 am
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Posted by Guest @ 6:17 am
With football back on TV, I was invited by a friend to a Monday Night Football party yesterday. I usually like watching the game by myself so that I can analyze the games going on because I like to refer to myself as a “sports analyst” come football time – I bet on football games every weekend for the duration of the regular season into the playoffs. I like to watch other sports as well, but there’s something about the NFL that has me “investing” into my sports knowledge. And at season’s end, I always ended up on the positive side.
 My buddy (the one throwing the party) is a bookie as his side job and he loves when football season comes around because he gets a good amount of pocket change at the end of every week from these lame squares who are chasing dreams of parlaying bets. I, myself, prefer to just bet on one team and ride that bet out – win or lose. Fuck winning three games out of four. I thought of becoming a bookie, but I didn’t want to lose friends over debt nor did I want to get cracked by any of them.
 My “girlfriend” came along because she wanted to share my spirit. She barely knows the rules of football and is basically joining me to show any other bitches there that I’m not available. I fucked up by telling her that a couple of my friends’ significant others are known to flirt with me. Well, nah, I didn’t fuck up – I set it up that way to show these out of shape heffers how they should look like when they see the 18 year old. Granted, they may be a decade or two older than my “girlfriend”, but that doesn’t excuse them from using a fuckin treadmill.
 During the two minute warning, the 18 year old whispered in my ear for me to join her in the bathroom for a quickie. That’s what I like about a young piece of ass – they like to sporadically take charge and initiate the sex going down. She deserved the FuckHerRight.com treatment, and I gave her the business; I sat her on the sink top and covered her mouth while drilling away at her vise tight cunt. After I felt her body tremble, I lowered her to her knees to finish what she started; that’s my girl… |
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Posted by Guest @ 6:06 am
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Posted by Guest @ 6:05 am
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Posted by Guest @ 6:00 am
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